Pie Die Song

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Pie Die in the Sky

You can have it on wheat or make it on rye

No matter what you like, it will turn out alright

Cause it's your...

Pie Die in the Sky

When your hungry there's only one thing to do

It doesn't matter if you're a gentile or a Jew

There is only one question that I must ask to you

The question is: "Can I get a 'Oooooo - Oooooo'?

We're relaxing now, it's been a real long day

Everyone is drinking and no one's getting laid

I swear to god, Jerm and Dave are not gay

Greg and Amy never have to pay

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A shot of Mescal, and boy do I feel warm

I'm sure one more wouldn't do me any harm

Jerm's done twelve, no cause for alarm

Why is Jon screaming, "Where's my left arm?"

We all drink now while Jerm plays and sings

Covered in after-sun with little sparkly things

Enjoying Mother Nature and all that she brings

Like killer raccoons with scary looking rings

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Pie Die's almost done and the fire is getting low

There's one last thing that you need to know

Scoop has a disgusting Siamese toe

They're as close as these two horses, named Moe and Joe

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